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Jeffanomics 101
(or better known as Jeff's rules of life)

1. know the rules before you break them
2. don't sweat the small stuff
3. everything is small stuff
4. don't assume shit, ever!!!
5. don't tell anyone what ya thinking
6. keep ya heart closed and off your sleeve
7. if its free then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
8. only joke someone the way you can handle it in return
9. always ask, ya never know
10. its not illegal if ya don't get caught :) hehe
11. if ya got nothing good to say then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
12. blood is thicker then water, so if ya fuck with my family i'll stomp your fucking ass
13. always know where the exit is incase ya gotta run the fuck out of there
14. don't give your word unless you mean it
15. don't even try to figure women out
16. don't fall in love (but revert back to rule number 1 for this at times)
17. believe nothing till you see it
18. ya not paranoid if they really are out to get you
19. if ya haven fun then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
20. if ya not haven fun then you should follow number 11 and get the fuck out of dodge
21. go with your instincts
22. if ya not wanted, get the fuck out
23. don't take shit serious, especially these stupid ass rules
24. its not a song just cause ya jammed it once at practice
25. just cause you wrote/draw something, it don't mean its the greatest thing since slice bread
26. always have a sense of humor with your pride
27. sun will always rise, so get on with it
29. being honest might hurt a lil but lying will hurt worse if caught
30. groupies are people too
31. speak up, speak your mind. just be nice when its not something good to say
32. if ya not buzzed by the 6th shot of jager, they are watering it down, so stop spending your money
33. treat your friends with respect, till they dick you over. then anything goes
*34. don't ever say never LOL

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